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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Brought Charlie Dog to the groomer to get his hair styled and as we were leaving a woman showed up with her huge dog that looked like a German Sheppard/ Rottweiler mix. As the dogs were passing by each other Charlie Dog growled at the big dog and the big dog stepped back. I could swear after that Charlie Dogs head was held a little higher and seemed to have a little more pep in his step. Kinda like he was proud he was able to bullshit the other dog into thinking he was mean.
     
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  2. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Don’t let Charlie get on the computer.
     
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  3. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    After putting away my washing today I realised I rotated 8 t- shirts 14 pairs of jocks and 9 pairs of work socks, made me smile
     
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    1. Lioness
      And a partridge in a pear tree.....
       
      Lioness, Dec 19, 2020
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      Just knowing you had 9 PAIRS come out together , made me smile !! I have a SOCK MONSTER that lives in my dryer. !! Always one missing !! :p
       
      deleted user 22123213, Dec 22, 2020
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  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    My father in law saying he considers me more like his younger brother than an in-law - given we both dislike our real brothers that was pretty powerful stuff
     
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      I aint gunna fuck with ya but I could play with those words, think I know what ya mean
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 19, 2020
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  5. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    Worth watching
     
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      That was great! lol
       
      deegenerate, Dec 20, 2020
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  6. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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  7. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Seeing a big load of cut wood in a trailer some guy was towing made me laugh at myself because it made me excited.
     
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      do you make stuff or just burn it ?
       
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    3. Lioness
      My ex was a woodworker. I designed some furniture and some other things and he would cut it out and I would sand and paint it. We made a cradle out of black walnut for our first granddaughter when she was born, but we didn't paint it though.

      Nowadays I just burn it because my main source of heat is a woodburning stove. I can also make other wood hard!! lol
       
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    4. slutwolf
      Hard wood is great ,
      and very useful
      for making malots , malls , chisel and hammer handles , fence stakes , and power poles and wet spots
      ;)
       
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      I fondly remember meeting your ex (@Lioness ) and discussing wood working and dulcimer making. Remember discussing the wood steaming methods used to bend our hard woods.
       
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      He is still making dulcimers even though he's had a stroke...he never did make a Windsor chair!
       
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  8. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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  9. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    A birthday present from my kids...you can change the shape!

    Tetris Lamp.jpg
     
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  10. luv2be.evil420

    luv2be.evil420 Mighty Evil One

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    I used to call my sister a cereal killer when we were kids cause she ate a lot of it, so this is priceless!

    Cereal Killer.jpg
     
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  11. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    The nap I'm about to take
     
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  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    candy cane
     
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  13. deleted user 22123213

    deleted user 22123213 Sinfully Classy

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    A PM I just read ;). Always makes me smile !! ;)
     
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  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Played my fave xmas song for the kids

    They did not approve
     
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  15. deleted user 43425235

    deleted user 43425235 star dust Banned!

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    knowing that there are some people, willing to help the less fortunate, at this time of year.
     
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  16. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Knowing December 23 should have been my last day amongst the living it's good to be alive
     
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  17. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    A wiener waggling at me.
     
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  18. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Weird al.jpg
     
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    1. tenguy
      Weird Al was pretty talented and apparently very smart. *SPAM**SPAM**SPAM**SPAM* in 9th grade, most would be 14-15.
       
      tenguy, Dec 29, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      Aww that’s so sweet!
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 30, 2020
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    3. crhurricane
      This just shows people have a positive side, we may never see or realize. This girl kept this drawing, all these years, tells a few stories. One, Al had a crush on her, not acting on it, and she had similar feelings, having left a impact on her, to keep the drawing all these years. Two, time can be meaningless in terms of what moves us, making us do the things we do. Three, the what if factor, time can not be turned back, but the understanding, that life may be completely different, IF we had done something we wanted to do, but for one reason or another, it didn't go that way. Four, Weird Al, gave some thought to the appreciation he received, by the girl still having the drawing, in finding a way to return that appreciation. I don't view this as self serving, but acknowledging the girl deserves the recognition and found a great way to do so.
      Weird Al, funny, but appears a pretty good guy, not so weird.
       
      crhurricane, Dec 31, 2020
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  19. shiffty1212

    shiffty1212 Porno Junky

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    My doggy being so happy to see me when i came home.
     
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