When someone calls the store and asked if we have 'this blue thing' and then gets mad when I can't answer their question.
I ask them to go to our web site and see if they can find what they are looking for.
Then they tell me they do not have a computer and I have to do it for them.
I ask them how they found out what products we carried and our store phone number.
"Well you have a web site...."

 

The local Nextdoor always, but always, has three new posts on it every day.
1. About a discourteous driver who cut them off or took their right of way or were talking on the phone while driving.
2. About noisy neighbor kids who leave their toys in the yard.
3. About a poor experience in one of the local restaurants, or cold food or the wrong order or poor service.

 

Eedjits who’ve been members for 13 years who post sexual questions in G/D.

 

I ordered a last minute item that I needed for an upcoming trip. It was supposed to be here today. It hasn't even shipped yet....

 

Eedjits who think a porn site general discussion thread should be open to any topic just because he identifies as queer.

 

When I randomly annoy somebody
I need closure

 

Our regular mail carrier and UPS guy are awesome, but when we get somebody else, they can be real idiots.
We have chairs on our porch and a table RIGHT NEXT TO our door, where most packages are left, but lately we’ve had packages left on the mat (which is right in front of the door, which opens OUT… at least when there’s not a large, heavy package blocking it!), or on the floor NEXT TO the table, and (the winner) on the front lawn IN THE RAIN! Lazy jerks.

 

Getting asked a million times if I have kik snap or Skype …what’s the point of the signature if no one reads it

 

Being a part of an email or slack chain, when the subject doesn’t really pertain to you.
Worst yet, and then it derails, and even has less to do with you.

and I’m totally for gratitude but then after 10 back-&-forth slacks,
You get another 5, like saying
Thank you,
no thank you
You’re welcome
Sure anytime
Ok well met at 4

 

The lack of standardis/zed tagging on images

EG: The S or Z in British or American English should bring the same images when you click a tag. Also, see issues between Met-Art and met-art for eg - Capitalisation differences bring different image results.

 

I got a $164 ticket the other night for not making a complete stop at a 4 way stop, no traffic from any direction except me and the cop behind me...lol.
So, I can plead guilty and pay the fine or apply for court supervision, pay $226 for a driving class, take the day off work for the class and still have to pay the ticket.

Guilty it is...screw your class at the local community college.

 

It's always annoying when people cannot accept the consequences of their own mistakes without whining and trying to legitimize their behavior.

 

I think I've been 'sneak dissed'.

 

When I'm trying to mess with a wrong-number texting me, and they don't even appreciate my humor. Pffffftttt!

 

New app updates after you adjusted to the last update and there really was no need to upgrade as everything has been running smoothly.

 

These commercials that sing about shit (lol), like '... upset stomach, diarrhea!' or that other one where they sing something about having a good 'number two.'

Okay, Ewww...

 

When people ask how are doing but don’t pay attention to what you say.

 

Gen Z kids bumping trash ass trap shit like Lil' Pump

 

Kissing someone that smokes

 

Nicking my balls while shaving.