I've met some really cool people that could be called "rednecks", but some of the most ignorant judgmental fucktards have also been rednecks.

So judgmental about guys doing things that "look gay". It's fuckin' ridiculous. Makes me wonder if they're hiding something. I'm generally nice to most people, til given reason not to. I'm all for "masculinity", as I love heavy metal, combat sports, etc.........but I'm also not as overly judgmental over DUMB SHIT as many of these fucks. I get where the term "toxic masculinity" comes from when around these people. They respresent the absolute worst stereotypes of pigheaded moronic males with balls 10 times larger than their actual brains.



*ranting. had a few*

 

Could y’all maybe stop posting on the child porn threads? Bumping it just makes sure it gets more views.

 

Is it possible to enjoy eating popcorn
without dropping one kernel?

 

Sweet Reni and I are working on the new lawn tractor and she moves so fast...she wants to get things done, not talk about it! So she opened my big ratchet set upside down... again...and Bingo! About an hours work finding where the parts all go back.

 

This little girl lays with me for hours and hours every day and night. She’s why I can’t get anything accomplished.

 

It was nice to see some sun today

 

Do NOT try to make rice cakes.

 

Damn, that's huge!!!


(My tiger ..it was much smaller the other day)

 

If I can’t do your dad or you don’t have good cheeses, don’t talk to me. I don’t have time for that nonsense.

 

I wonder how a scarecrow in OZ had any knowledge of Abraham Lincoln.

"With the thoughts that I'd be thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain."

 

Whoa. I just got a memory from the looong past.

I remember when I was a kid, I once received a crank call. It was a woman on the other end and I’ll
never forget exactly what she said:

“ I know your phone number, (and actually went on to recite my phone number). I’m not going to stop calling until you stick your dick into my cunt.” Then she hung up.

l was alone at the time as both my parents worked.
I was stunned and green at that time. I couldn’t get her voice out of my head. I eventually had to go upstairs and rub one out.

Never heard from her again.

Bitch LOL : )

 

I had forgotten that the colder weather brings on static in my clothes. I can hear them crackle when I stand up from my office chair. lol

 

Okay, so I keep the news on all day while I'm working, and there's this commercial for buying silver, and the so-called expert says something like, "Industry (paraphrased) is already using up all the silver that's out there, and then some.

All? And then some? After ALL there shouldn't be anything left, right?

Sorry, buddy, but you just failed the basic intelligence test for anybody with whom I'm considering investing.

I've thought this for a long time, but something made me want to post it today.
Boredom, maybe...

 

People only care about looks these days

 

Applicable every Black Friday as well

 

I love my mother but sometimes, she is just on a different planet. She's been diagnosed with diabetes for a little while now, too, and she has some glucose tablets in the kitchen for if your sugar gets too low. I look inside to get one the other day, and half of them are cut in half.

She does that with food, too, where she'll open up a small pack of 6 Lance peanutbutter crackers and eat 2 tiny crackers and put it in the fridge. Which is fine, even if I wonder to myself "Why even bother?", but with the glucose tabs, specifically, the entire point when you take those is that you need to elevate your blood glucose levels. Makes ZERO sense to take half a pill or something with that little birdie appetite bullshit she usually does. Just eat the damned thing.

 

My wife wanted to have a goose for Thanksgiving and went to the grocery...8 lbs goose...$127.00 bucks!